i am sorry i did not answer you
i was not in front of my computer
i was busy at the moment
i was downstairs eating
cereal and a little penis
appeared in front of me
while i was eating cereal
and the little penis looked friendly
and i said hi to the little penis
and the little penis said it wasn’t little
and the little penis looked pissed
off and then it looked angry
and it grew really big
and it hit my face
and i passed out
and when i woke up
there was milk everywhere
and the cereal was all gone